• Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via raunchyandgivenchy)


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issietheshark:

under the dome s01e04
johnnyngao:

People at Texas State are hilarious

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abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

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bratty-a:



“Emma, 13, and her friends talk to boys on the Internet during her birthday party, Edina, Minesota.”
ahorrorstoryfreakshow:

Justice for Meep!